The Indians send signals from the rocks above the pass
The cowboys take position in the bushes and the grass
The score is with the corporal, she is tied against a tree
She doesn't mind the language, it's the beatin' she don't need
She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep
He wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his hat
And Davy Crockett rides her out and says it's cool for cats
It's cool for cats (Cool for cats)
The Sweeney's do a nightie 'cause they got the word to go
They get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow
They're countin' up the fivers with the handcuffs stuck again
In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names
It's funny how the missus always look the bleedin' same
And meanwhile at the station, there's a couple of likely lads
Who swear like, "How's your father?" and they're very cool for cats
They're cool for cats (Cool for cats)
So change your mood a little, I've been posing down the pub
I see in my reflection I'm lookin' slightly rough
I fancy this, I fancy that, I want a piece of flesh
I give a little muscle and I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
And by the time I'm sober, I've forgotten what I've had
And everybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat
It's cool for cats (Cool for cats)
Shape up at the disco and I think I've got a pull
I ask her lots of questions and she hangs on to the wall
I kiss her for the first time and then I take her home
I'm invited in for coffee and I give the dog a bone
She likes to go to discos and she's never on her own
I said, "I'll see you later" and I give her some old chat
But it's not like that on the TV when it's cool for cats
It's cool for ca-a-a-a-ats (Cool for cats)
Ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh
Cool for cats
Ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh
